An Ar"meow"dillo if you will...

"If a man does not have sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can get lost in the sauce."
-Michael Scott
-Gucci Mane

Jesus said be nice

Depends on how pointy they are....

Too stupid to not get hunted to extinction.....not very intelligent if you ask me.

Guys guys guys.... The world is broken. It's simple.

Now I want taco bell

Says the woman who called Mexicans "taco bowl voters".....no joke

Sorry, if you make the choice to be a vegetarian you lose the right to demand "fake" anything. Get a grilled cheese and live with your choices like an adult.

85% Of the internet summed up in a single picture

I'm all about the bass....bout the bass...she'll tremble ;)

Well how eyebrow that....

That thing could crush his scull with ease

Am I the only one that feels weird calling it "THE plank"? I just call them planks. Tip, have partner add plates to your back, crazy burn!

I got a fear boner

I identify as a B+ Alpha Male Warlock.

Temporary halt on immigrants from 7 countries with STRONG ties to terrorist groups, the list of the 7 countries was made by Obama, Who also put on an Immigration ban on one of those countries (IRAN) in 2011, and back then no one gave a &#$%, but now that Trump does it, it is completely unethical and unacceptable. This is not a MUSLIM ban, the TOP 5 MUSLIM NATIONS ON EARTH are not even on this list. 5 of these 7 countries Obama has been dropping bombs on for 8 years. How many people on this site lock their doors before they go to sleep? how many people let strangers into their homes? Some of these countries (believe it or not) don't have the files and records systems we do in the US, so that makes background checks extremely difficult, if not impossible. People that don't take this serious baffle me. He's doing exactly as he said he was going to do, following through on his campaign promises, from day 1. and somehow people are surprised. A president putting America first? wow.......

SHE...IS...GROOT...

attractive people........they all look the same XD