"Spilled a drink in my car.....But I got leather seats, so I got that going for me"

I've used it plenty of times. Wouldn't even consider it a pickup line, girls like being told they're pretty believe it or not...and you're being honest

They're not all that big. That's kinda the point. They're smaller to get up close while unmanned, surveillance drones at least

These should be BANNED

Witchcraft

I need to see progress pictures

I'd eat my own kind if I were a cinnamon toast crunch. I'd be Frikkin delicious!

My hands are numb just watching

Btw, if you still listen to Cosmo, you're crazy.

"You gonna eat those glasses?"

Until I've done it myself, nope.

What if I told u you can like a player and not the entire sport in general

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice =) then introduce yourself...it's so terrible but so good lol

Probably the only thing in life that cared about him. This breaks my heart.

She can't be a stripper.she's 12

I prefer "the rebels"

Sooooo prim goes super saiyan 5?

"Nuh Uh Uh, you didn't say the magic word. Nuh uh uh!"

Is it wrong that the horse pic was the worst for me? (-_-;)

Comparing slavery to being gay? Oh yeah, great comparison

"THIS!...IS!....oh SHIT!"

Sounds pretty rap-ish

Hey...it's not her fault she's dead!

Heeeaadd shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes!

lady fingers ;)