WHAT THE HELL. RIGHT WHEN I STARTED READING THIS, THE SONG CAME ON THE RADIO. I'M SCARED.

*cough cough* Freshman boys *cough cough* Your axe is gross *cough cough* You are giving me breathing issues. *cough cough* No, seriously.

I LOVE THAT VIDEO.

For a second I thought it was talking about the planet.

Frozen.

B.

I have after school activities that add up to over 31 hours a week including Saturday. Shush it.

Bohemian Rhapsody.

Well...the employees...

WE DO NOT MAKE FUN OF DRUMLINES. JK, One time a drumline had a tarp that was supposed to be a beach, but it ended up looking like boobs.

I keep tweeting at him asking about the time he ran over Oprah and he never responds.

1. Because your thumbs have more joint which makes them easier to hit things, also the space bar is bigger to the mechanisms that make it work must also be bigger.
2. It is "fun" because you can easily give them out, so you don't have to keep pouring them out of the big bag.
3. I have no idea, but since English is basically nonsense, we'll never know.
4. Each leg is a pant?
5. ?
6. To check our faces?
7. They are the typical size of a human finger.
8. So you look up to see what is happening.
9. We can feel our joints and muscles stretching?
10. So they are immediately recognizable.
11. They aren't perforated.
12. ?
13. Pure desperation.
14. They are all crazy.
15. They are all monosyllabic, so they proceed quicker.
16. The box protects it, and the triangles make it easier to handle.
17. The lines allow proportion and make it easier to make them equal.
18. They thought he was funny? Probably some "study" showed that children like old people.

My drumline got 2nd place! (aka really good) This magical hamster is fabulous.

WTF. Does no one else on FS know what DCI is? Uncultured swine.

Pssht, who needs college? I'm going.

And that's why I don't want to go to prom stag.

Fix you. Has anyone else seen the Young@Heart documentary?

That tramp Arleine ruined it for everyone.

Actually the lyrics to Alanis Morrisette.