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Be careful what you wish for because it probably won't come true and life is all about expectation management.

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It took Han Solo 40 years to finally button his shirt 6 comments

gloriouslypurposed · 8 years ago

don't be absurd, this is Han Solo, doesn't matter what he shows, you will appreciate it

Savage 23 comments

gloriouslypurposed · 8 years ago

what humor?

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Savage 23 comments

gloriouslypurposed · 8 years ago

yeah, maybe next time write two or three words more and people (maybe) won't think you're an asshole

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Savage 12 comments

gloriouslypurposed · 8 years ago

nope, sadly you're a dumb uneducated little shit

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He is just about everywhere 21 comments

gloriouslypurposed · 8 years ago

I had a very good education, meaning: no, of course I'm not religious. I personally don't even know any religious people.

Me too girl 11 comments

gloriouslypurposed · 8 years ago

no, I think you're mistaken

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Yup, that's what to do! 7 comments

gloriouslypurposed · 8 years ago

I prefer killing stupid assholes instead. ^^ It makes me happy.

The real difference 65 comments

gloriouslypurposed · 8 years ago

Guys, this "man" character is a troll. Don't talk to it, it will lower your IQ.

One of the best scenes in Harry Potter! 12 comments

gloriouslypurposed · 8 years ago

and that's the moment he fell for her

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Well time to install some cameras 14 comments

gloriouslypurposed · 8 years ago

what an absolute dick

That's my boy 4 comments

gloriouslypurposed · 8 years ago

one bazillion points from Gryffindor

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Words of wisdom 8 comments

gloriouslypurposed · 8 years ago

because she's right and I love to justify the graves in my backyard with it

And then there's the character who gets revived as a f*cking vampire 29 comments

gloriouslypurposed · 8 years ago

Eleven (we're all stories in the end)

And then there's the character who gets revived as a f*cking vampire 29 comments

gloriouslypurposed · 8 years ago

thank you

The phenomenon known as the 'Seatbelt Effect' 8 comments

gloriouslypurposed · 8 years ago

Does it let me edit you out of existence?

We need more movies like this! Not more superhero ones 21 comments

gloriouslypurposed · 9 years ago

Why not both? I, personally (which is worth exactly nothing on the internet, I know) happen to enjoy Superhero movies, especially when they're from Marvel.

Yro'ue* 11 comments

gloriouslypurposed · 9 years ago

Inwieweit hat das irgenwas mit deutsch zu tun? Also, ouy're.

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Is it Christmas yet??? 13 comments

gloriouslypurposed · 9 years ago

horrifyingly accurate

German lessons be like 13 comments

gloriouslypurposed · 9 years ago

It's one word. You don't have to use "-".

So I know finals are coming up... 22 comments

gloriouslypurposed · 9 years ago

woah, I graduated years ago, but I might just hit the books after seeing this

He plays the most bad ass roles ever 12 comments

gloriouslypurposed · 9 years ago

a man who get even more badass by wearing eyeshadow

*facepalms* 8 comments

gloriouslypurposed · 9 years ago

don't worry, he's a troll

I am with Batman 9 comments

gloriouslypurposed · 9 years ago

upvotes for all Stark fans

Can't hold it in 13 comments

gloriouslypurposed · 9 years ago

... or a christian

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So wrong but so funny 8 comments

gloriouslypurposed · 9 years ago

*instead they bought them and there was no awkwardness because everyone behaved like a decent person