Faaaaaaaaaaake! This is a portable steam room. Trust me, if a girl wants to masturbate, she doesn't need all this stuff

I'm french and I can garantee you that we don't put our baguette in that kind of bag...I've never even seen this before!

Someone may hate me then...

Why didn't they take control of the planet???

Any of these pics make sense...

This girl can be seen in Sicily. Her name is Rosalia Lombardo. Go on wikipedia...creepy as hell

Gerber is a french word that means throw up

Put a spider on my birthday cake and I'll kick your ass

It's actually a real excuse in france. This is what you say when you have a hangover. True story...

Does Flynn Rider count as a celebrity?

Cory monteith...but i'm almost sure it will never happen...

I'm actually a professional photobomber

I sooooo agree with that!

The ginger bread bear has a penis...??

The reason why french people call it pomme de terre is because it was brought from America and european people were scared of eating some random vegetable coming from an unknown land. As we were familiar with apples it's been decided to call this strange thing earth apple: it sounded less scary. I'm french, I'm sure of what I'm saying, we can be stupid sometimes...