Golden_Pig

golden_pig


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Some golfers are braver than others 3 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
That gator was so scared because some people harvest their tails for food and leave them to die. The more you know... :(
I'm poor by both. 7 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Maybe he's poor because he just spontaneously bought several hundred bananas?
Gotta love dogs <3 2 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Why does that dog look like a person going psycho mode in *insert anime title here*?
Monkey see 10 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
*deeply inhales*
I KNOW THIS IS AN EXTREMELY LATE COMMENT BUT THE REASON THE MONKEY CAN DO THIS AND IS SO GOOD AT IT IS BECAUSE MONKEYS HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC ME-
*several minutes of wheezing*
A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY AND IS REWARDED WITH A TREAT WHENEVER HE DOES IT!
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Siri gets deep 19 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
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· Edited 6 years ago
Your girlfriend after an argument 5 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
(LATE COMMENT) Actually there is, in Terraria there is a monster called a 'lost girl'. Unlocked after beating the WoF, it only has about 25 hp and designed as a partially naked girl that says 'rescue' when interacting too far away. When you get close to it, then it reveals that it's a Nymph with 250 hp and attacks you, dealing high damage.
kum&go 10 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Pray.
Lookie there! 27 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Sheesh 2018
Aww so sweet! 5 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
I AM MISTER GIBLETS.
Skull geode 2 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
what do you mean 'too'?
And every time you told someone, they would die 5 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Thanks a lot, you killed me.
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Hope this helps you 24 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
You're assuming everyone falls asleep at 3 am... also, you're advising everyone to delay sleeping, which is even unhealthier. Also also, if you get to sleep for 11 hours according to your math, then you should be thankful, that's a lot of sleep.
We're going down 25 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Now its 24! :D
that explains it 1 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
You should've posted this yesterday, to cover both events. :P
Delet this 2 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
*one week ago*
I have an old computer that I'm getting rid of soon, so I just downloaded... FOUR antiviruses.
*one week later*
My computer literally just shut down by itself around 30 seconds after I booted it up, not even joking. I think all of the antiviruses hate me so much, so they teamed up to destroy my computer.
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Ugh... Everyone is sick 14 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
*raises hand*
Cat isn't feeling so well 6 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
He was singing Nickelback.
Meal prep 5 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
'I hate green shit in tacos'
So what do you put on there, literally nothing but a goddamn truckload of meat and beans? If you can't put a single vegetable in your tacos then you've never had a decent taco before.
When you have too much free time 14 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Use a toothpick to carefully pick them out. Maybe you found it out already though, its been 4 years...
Life mysteries 16 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
You can turn an 'F' into an 'A' pretty easily, too...
1 line animal drawings you can learn 10 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
It's a gorilla :P
1 line animal drawings you can learn 10 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
#18 is a stingray and #27 is a gorilla. And yes, #13 is a narwhal.
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WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE 4 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
...there's nothing to comment here, every comment that people would've said is in the picture.
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Bad decision 2 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Sharks are really chill tho.
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Deep 12 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Yeah, legitimate online friends are just as good as real life friends, there's no difference.
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