Golden_Pig

golden_pig


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Thrust control of a military fighter jet 19 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Lol nope.
Thrust control of a military fighter jet 19 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Lol nope.
Badass octopus 17 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
I'm a bad pig? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
We're going down 25 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
*looks out of window*
*sees clock flapping its majestic wings*
WHAT THE FU- *tazed unconscious by the men in black*
Thrust control of a military fighter jet 19 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Am I the only one whose digestive track is perfectly fine after several taco bell tacos? (With extra fire sauce, mind you.)
Badass octopus 17 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lookie there! 27 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
HE'S FOUND OUT! LOUIE, THE TELEPORTER, QUICK!
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all to real 3 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Me: Good luck beating me, I've beaten the Campaign Mode beyotch!
Friend: Wtf there's a campaign mode?
Lilac breasted Roller 7 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
All fun and sweet until a bird of prey picks it off easily because of its complete opposite of camouflage.
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Deja vu 2 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
HIGHER UP THE STREETS AND I KNOW ITS MY TIME TO BE ME!
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Going fishing 5 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Florida man be like:
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Coca cola under hydraulic press 8 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
I saw that as 'flat' and it still works.
· Edited 6 years ago
This cat knew exactly what it was doing 5 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Because we hate duck face.
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Master of Pranksters 1 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Am I the only one who HATES people who do this?
A Dpg Leaps Through a Gate 7 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
'a dpg'
Me: Dog person guy? Oh wait, it's supposed to be dog.
Seagull swallows squid whole 4 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
...vor-
*gets tazed*
Hardcore parkour! 5 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
'Ummm Brett, I'm having second thoughts about this...'
'God dammit Joey...'
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Badass octopus 17 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Yeah it expanded, they can do that. A squid that size normally could fit into a 3 inch diameter hole if it wanted/had to.
That girl is d-e-d 4 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
How Indiana Jones should've ended
Thrust control of a military fighter jet 19 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
I'm sorry, but your asshole comes several feet out of your ass when you're unloading?
"do a flip!" 3 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Fox: *tries and falls on face* How is anyone with iron legs able to do a flip!?
Falco: It's easy, you're just pathetic.
Fox: Fuck you, you have wings.
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Plenty of fish in the sea 3 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
It would die of hypothermia before you could say 'holy crap I wasn't being serious!'
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When you just want to enjoy a bath and you got blocked 9 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Pro Tip: take the post off of GIF mode. That should stop him from jumping in!
12 Year old boy stops a robbery attempt. The hero we all need 7 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Holy crap! I just looked carefully and applied math (because I'm a nerd and why not) and that kid used about 200 pounds of force when slamming him on the door & shoving him out. Adrenaline > Steroids
· Edited 6 years ago