As someone who has depression 26 comments
golden_pig
· 6 years ago
Actually I know an arm amputee that still does part-time jobs, he's less proficient with them but he is iron-willed. :)
Not even mad 2 comments
golden_pig
· 6 years ago
1. See thepacifist's comment
2. If this IS real, that teacher should be fired.
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2. If this IS real, that teacher should be fired.
Buddha shaped pears 4 comments
golden_pig
· 6 years ago
As an atheist, I would buy it only to tear its head off and scream 'FUCK YOU SOFT LEMON!'
WTF 6 comments
golden_pig
· 6 years ago
You'd think that the ghost would learn after the first few lives. Or is this his first life? In that case, the ghost wouldn't be nearly as scared. Was he scared because of the way he died, or the fact that he died? This is getting confusing.
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Makes sense to me 18 comments
golden_pig
· 6 years ago
'I'd just take the money, I'm already educated enough for most things'
'I'm self-taught in running a personal business'
Hmm.
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'I'm self-taught in running a personal business'
Hmm.
I would really like to see this piece of music performed 35 comments
golden_pig
· 6 years ago
Line C: You know the start of the mission impossible theme, where it rapidly alternates the two notes? Yeah, good luck doing that with up to 14, bitch.
Line D: See that note with approximately 20,000 stripes? Yeah, that's a 1/8192 note at the end, good luck.
Line D (Continued): 10x forte, or fortississississississississississimo. Technically possible, although a human playing the instrument will most likely break it before it sounds like it's supposed to. What's that, you're playing the saxophone Jimmy? Yeah, the wind will actually tear through the thin metal before it gets to that pitch.
Lines I&J: Okay, that marking is a- oh, that is a- what is- okay, right there- SCREW THIS JUST SEARCH DYNAMIC MARKINGS.
Line K,L: Those notes dropped faster than a tennager in puberty.
Right to Line Q: Oh, you see that's a... that... th- that's probably just a graphical error, MOVING ON! (in all seriousness, see Line C for details.)
Also, the note markings are beautiful, look for them yourself.
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Line D: See that note with approximately 20,000 stripes? Yeah, that's a 1/8192 note at the end, good luck.
Line D (Continued): 10x forte, or fortississississississississississimo. Technically possible, although a human playing the instrument will most likely break it before it sounds like it's supposed to. What's that, you're playing the saxophone Jimmy? Yeah, the wind will actually tear through the thin metal before it gets to that pitch.
Lines I&J: Okay, that marking is a- oh, that is a- what is- okay, right there- SCREW THIS JUST SEARCH DYNAMIC MARKINGS.
Line K,L: Those notes dropped faster than a tennager in puberty.
Right to Line Q: Oh, you see that's a... that... th- that's probably just a graphical error, MOVING ON! (in all seriousness, see Line C for details.)
Also, the note markings are beautiful, look for them yourself.
The teeniest yawn 15 comments
This girl in an incredibly tight dress was saved by something unexpected 12 comments
golden_pig
· 6 years ago
Wait, wouldn't a tight garment just make bones more likely to break in an accident?
Hold my beer and see what I can do 7 comments
golden_pig
· 6 years ago
Okay jm, as a marine biologist-in-training, I can confirm that what you said was total bull. Yes, many sharks are endangered but mainly because sharks were never really widespread, meaning that they've always had a low population. Sure, humans aren't helping them, but this shark in particular would've been hunted down eventually, because after a shark draws blood from a human, humans will now be on their meal course. 'Maybe you shouldn't try to preach on a subject you seem to know little about?'
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check out my ex 5 comments
golden_pig
· 6 years ago
Can't you tell that it's obviously a spoiler to Captain America: Civil War?
Really come on 19 comments
golden_pig
· 6 years ago
Wait... people use spoons for corn? Also, we always end up having a well-balanced meal, so we always end up using forks in the first place. And considering I'm american, we end up getting the butter out anyways, because y'know, America.
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Edited 6 years ago
Women are basically cats in human bodies 8 comments
"Shakespeare had no talent" Explain this. 11 comments
Exactly what I need in my house 17 comments
golden_pig
· 6 years ago
I don't think a bearded dragon should eat... *squints to try to see the spider better* australian spiders. Any spiders could contain viruses or parasites, and australian spiders could contain some sort of ultra-murder pathogen.
Really come on 19 comments
golden_pig
· 6 years ago
Didn't expect a serious reply to my not-so-serious comment...
If it's any consolation, we've always called any kind of corn just 'corn' in my family.
If it's any consolation, we've always called any kind of corn just 'corn' in my family.
