Golden_Pig

golden_pig


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Day 319 of your daily dose of cute: Dale? Dale. DALE! 5 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Jesus christ guest, it's a possum not a Xenomorph!
When you see someone in deep thought 11 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
I can!
(Yes, I'm a guy. No, I'm not a kid. No, I've never taken choir, but I have played the flute!)
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5 seconds without Oxygen 32 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
It'd explain why we're all going off, as well as big mobs a' big critters round the sparrows fart, mate.
It's closed for a reason... 6 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
I was too. Now we got this pile of horse shit.
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Greenzo 10 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
THIS.
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Oh, just a typical friday at the t-rex call in center 1 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
He's trying to open a .rar file.
What else would she want 13 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Because it's a video game that originated in Japan...
· Edited 6 years ago
So apparently capybara have an off switch in their nose 13 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
That bird does not give a shit.
Preemptive deprecation. 5 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
I dunno man, his face looks equally bashed in, if not more.
· Edited 6 years ago
Nanny dogs 20 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
A common mistake, it's alright.
Spook y 4 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Did you just say 'malk'...?
The only exam where you need to get 0 1 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Actually (depending on the state) you're allowed to have a slight amount of alcohol level.
When you see someone in deep thought 11 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
DADADADA DA, DA DA DADADADADA
DADADA DA DA, DA DA DADADADADA
DADADA DA DA, DA DA DADADADADA (BA, BA, BA, BA, BA, BA, BA, BA, BA, BA, BA, BA)
DADADA DA DA, DA DA DADADADA
WE'RE TALKING AWAY
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'M TO SAY I'LL SAY IT ANYWAY
TODAY'S ANOTHER DAY TO FIND YOU
SHYING AWAY
I'LL BE COMING FOR YOUR LOVE OKAY?
T A K E O N M E ( T A K E O N M E )
T A K E M E O N ( T A K E O N M E )
I ' L L B E G O N E
I N A D A Y O R T W O O O - O O O H
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What a rebel 4 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
r/thatsthejoke
How some movies were made 4 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
False.
Posers 15 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Toys R Us.
Such beauty 4 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
I actually want to throw an entire bag of tortilla chips at him. Not unbagged, not opened, just throw a bag of tortilla chips at him.
RA RA RASPUTIN 12 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
@vijay you did it wrong, it's supposed to be
'It was a shame that he carried ooooooonnnn!'
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Tony making sure he's still the smartest person in the room 5 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
He said 'lightening' as in religion stuff, he meant 'lightning'.
Colorful pigeon 13 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
It looks like sherbert. Now I'm hungry after looking at a goddamn pigeon.
Which are you? 26 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Having an abortion is easier than raising the kid, as well. (I'm not saying that I'm strictly pro-life, but just using it as a birth control is kida disgusting.)
Which are you? 26 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
All of that, but shoot that first sentence with a chain shotgun, and that's exactly how I feel.
· Edited 6 years ago
Which are you? 26 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
THAT IS THE WORST THING TO DO.
This is extremely true 3 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
What is that second hand doing? Air-guitaring Dragonforce?