Golden_Pig

golden_pig


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Finally this happened 3 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
That move won't have any effect on a Dugtrio, what are you thinking?
What you say when people bother you when you're eating 8 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Yes, but that is the maximum range, some parts of the mantle can be as cool as 932°F.
What you say when people bother you when you're eating 8 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Dude, I'm a pig made of gold, pretty sure I could survive.
Revive activate 9 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Nah, a Phoenix Down won't put it on all the way, and even if it does they will probably die again of the pain. If you really want to decapitate a bitch and let them live, use a Phoenix Pinion.
What you say when people bother you when you're eating 8 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
What if I'm living underground, Gurren Lagann style?
Ice crystals on a barbed wire fence 6 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Prisoners: the barbed fence has frozen over, now's our chance to esca-
*sees this*
GOD DAMNIT!!!
Why wouldn't we fund this? 28 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
I highly doubt that ONE of those textbooks would cost 14 US dollars, let alone wands, robes, potion ingredients, broomstick, cauldron, pet, the list goes on...
Why wouldn't we fund this? 28 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
The Dursleys didn't pay for it, he paid for it himself with the money left behind from his parents...
Look at it!!!! 9 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Buy now button?
Something's Off About This One 3 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
*Enters in a race*
*immediately crashes*
GUESS WHAT BITCHES!
*Blasts Deja Vu on radio, still driving while upside-down*
Kids. 3 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
BURN HIM ON THE STAKE, FOR HE HAS COMMITTED TREASON.
Fluffy a**holes 20 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
They
Anon's night work out 11 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
T H E S U N G O D B R A
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Capybaras are friends, not food 8 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
They don't care about anything, they just sit and make friends. It helps that the only natural predators it has rarely hunt it, so it can afford to not care.
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Accept the damn compliment 19 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
:D
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Memories 10 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
IT'S MISSILE!!!
In case people didn't catch that reference, look for Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
<SPOILER FREE> It's soooo good and underrated, and everyone wants a sequel but the way it ends makes it hard to come up for a sequel, but basically everyone who's played it wants it!
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Once upon a time, a Penguin met a Chad 12 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
I can already see the Cedric x Patrick ships...
Trick the system 2 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
theodd1sout!!! >.<
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Wife is a nurse. Wife is a hero 48 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
My mother was a radiologist, has saved many lives at the hospital she worked at. One of the most memorable was a person walking with what seemed like a friend of his supporting him, clearly in exponential pain, the person saying he needed help immediately. He got into the worse side of a T-bone car crash, and her job was to scan him to see where they needed to operate, replace or remove. It was a miracle he was alive, a majority of his ribs were badly broken (one of them almost powderized it was broken so bad), lots of internal bleeding, and 2 ribs punctured a lung. His skull was cracked, and his stomach had 2 or 3 lacerations. If he came a few minutes later, he would've died. Miraculously, he survived and had to be kept for half a year. He was immensely grateful for everybody at the hospital, and the person who got him there (who turned out to be the cause of the accident).
Friendship is a fragile thing 18 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Moral of the story: Don't make friends unless you like murdering butterflies.
What tea to drink when you feel unwell 9 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
*goes to store*
Cashier: Why are you buying 3000 cubic meters of lemon balm tea leaves?
Me: *slowly places more on the register*
Cashier: Please, stop.
*continues to place even more*
Adulting level: Pro 2 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
bananas solve everything, we've already figured that out, right?
Most versatile charging cable 11 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
There's no fucking DS charger, not buying.
Mystery solved guys! 5 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
<LATE COMMENT>
It depends on the type of plane, air resistance, many different kinds of factors. some smaller planes are able to stay in the sky at a meager 300, but require significantly more speed to take off.