Golden_Pig

golden_pig


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An old man that never left the emo phase 185 comments
golden_pig · 5 years ago
Conkeldurr?
An old man that never left the emo phase 185 comments
golden_pig · 5 years ago
Massive electric emo cat.
· Edited 5 years ago
Lost dog has tons of people come to adopt but refuses until his real owner comes 1 comments
golden_pig · 5 years ago
They say only an angel can plant those seeds. And whenever that happened those ferns never died, and that spot was sacred forever.
No driver's license needed 5 comments
golden_pig · 5 years ago
A r e y o u t e l l i n g m e t h a t w h e n I h a v e a p u l l e d p o r k s a n d w i c h o n a k a i s e r ( A K A b u r g e r b u n ) i t ' s a c t u a l l y a p u l l e d p o r k b u r g e r ? (insert rest of copypasta here)
7up fan 7 comments
golden_pig · 5 years ago
that was my comment btw, forgot to sign up :T
She left him but he didn't care because after that he got some much p*ssy 4 comments
golden_pig · 5 years ago
Fun fact: Catnip is basically like marijuana/LSD for cats, it mimics the pheromones of felines in brooding... yep.
Remembering names 4 comments
golden_pig · 5 years ago
<LATE POST>
I have had a good friend for at least three years. I still don't know his name, and each day I get more scared to ask. Same thing for some of my teachers.
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I was young, but I still remember that day 31 comments
golden_pig · 5 years ago
I feel like saying that this comment is incorrect... but all I know is what the American News says, so I'm likely biased as well...
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'Murica 3 comments
golden_pig · 5 years ago
Huh, no wonder basically every picture used for the bald eagle has it head on the side...
Manta rays galore 6 comments
golden_pig · 5 years ago
Steve Irwin would probably apologize to the stingray for scaring the poor bloke, knowing him. R.i.p. Steve Irwin, angel on Earth... ;-;
Forever in our hearts 8 comments
golden_pig · 5 years ago
Coming soon are DVDs, they're already on their last legs thanks to the world of downloads. D:
Now that man deserves Uncle of the Decade 17 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
'You're probably wondering how I got these scars...'
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Dudes vs Chicks 12 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
5'7 is short? Also why do people care so much about height in relationships?
Where you think you going ?? 6 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
*gets a close-up view on her face*
*still can't see it thru the 27p gif*
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Ain't this amazing 5 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Natural selection.
Camels are huge 3 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
We need a banana for scale, how do we know this woman isn't 37 μm? Bananas are the only way to properly measure stuff nowadays...
This man wins the internet 27 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
*future
Some of the tourists, even at Jurassic world got it. 11 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
A little too much, sadly... Far left, that angle would just be a picture of the water...
Dumb love 4 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Thanks for clearing that up! :)
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Dumb love 4 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
From what I remember, Friar John was unable to get outside the city because of sicknesses outside the walls.
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Wholesome reporter mistake 4 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
It's not even that heard to remove noise in Premiere (provided you have it, and even if you didn't there's free noise removers for free on the internet).
God f*cking damnit 16 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
(FOUR YEARS LATE)
If you wanted me to, I could photoshop a 6 in place of the 7 for the ultimate satisfaction.
*GASP* 4 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
*Sonia Nevermind voice*
How scandalous!
Flanders 4 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Really? I was thinking the way he tied up the bag is kinda weird...
Ummmm that’s a weird disk drive. 3 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
You could've just recorded for half a second longer and got the perfect loop, but nooooo! :P