That escalated quickly

That's Robert Downing Jr from Tropic Thunder, right?

I can't even pick up a bulky piece of chicken with chopsticks.

Random guy in the back making sure to seem like he didn't catch that

I saw a shooting star!

Didn't even see the cat at first

I always want bacon. Just sayin

So many things I want to see this guy do! Oh the hilarity

Aww :(

Poor guy

Twinkle toes

But really he'll perch on your windowsil and peer in and watch you while you sleep.

Oh yes, the flies are so happy. They're having tons of fun. More so than they ever have. Or ever will..since this is how they'll DIE.

Check the internet history..we've got a porn addict

I lust watched this for entirely too long!

Dafuq kinda cat is the brown one.....

Wat..

Thats an Oscar Award winning turn right there! Oh, wait......

The land of the lost hair ties and bobby pins...no one knows where it exists..we just know that it does