And now you have many beads glued to your fingers

I'm the one who just gets up and turns it in and walks out to take a break.

The chick for the Wendy's commercials never takes a damn bite

It looks like he wants to say, "you're looking at my tiny ears aren't you."

My friend offered a bum a mcdonalds meal and the bum said he preferred chipotle.....how are you gunna be homeless, hungry and picky?!

My life story

To every braggart

Baby has fecal incontinence.

I wonder what's in the red bucket....

'Merica!

That escalated quickly

And the milk is gone!

Ok Catman

But you don't know
The way that you look
When your
Steps
Make
That
Much
Noise

Perfect title.

The pic with its mouth open is priceless

I saw him at crackers comedy club a couple weeks ago

He stands there for a second like .....dafuq?

At dawn, we ride!

Alright alright alriiiiiiiiiight

Jim Carrey, so ahead of his time.

I'm coming to get youuuuuuuu

Much worry.