Gorep1xel

gorep1xel


A common latino peasant lurking in the depths of the internet.

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it looks like a cinnamon roll 8 comments
gorep1xel · 10 years ago
This isn't even my final form.
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Yes, it's true. 18 comments
gorep1xel · 10 years ago
Or when people ask,"Hey what color is this" I'm not daltonic, nor colourblind, I just can't see the details in stuff that is far.
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Yes, it's true. 18 comments
gorep1xel · 10 years ago
I can see ~1 foot in front of me, the rest looks like a horrible quality Youtube video.
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When people start dying in books/movies without my permission 30 comments
gorep1xel · 10 years ago
*****SPOILERS*****
Like when Rue dies.
When my teacher is still teaching the day before finals 6 comments
gorep1xel · 10 years ago
Our Spanish teacher (literature teacher) gave us 3 novels to read in a month and decided to give us 2 consecutive tests in the finals week.
College dropout 4 comments
gorep1xel · 10 years ago
Also getting a useless diploma with I'll use to boast my capacity of getting in debt.
Dude let me in, I'm a turtle 6 comments
gorep1xel · 10 years ago
SURPRISE MOTHERFUDGER!!
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Mom's gonna mom 10 comments
gorep1xel · 10 years ago
"Hey son stop changing my Google"
"But mom I don't change it, the company does"
"I know you change it son, I look at what you do on the computer"
"But mom" -__-
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Busted 11 comments
gorep1xel · 10 years ago
-"I don't like gay people"
-"Sir your browsing history proves otherwise, actually you're involved in some dirty stuff".
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I want them to think that I'm onto them 15 comments
gorep1xel · 10 years ago
And me
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WTF is your problem hammer? 22 comments
gorep1xel · 10 years ago
Why would they choose such a weak material? Is it cheaper?, I guess it isn't since houses here cost <150,000$ and are made of reinforced concrete.
Michael Jackson at the Billboards (Hologram) 18 comments
gorep1xel · 10 years ago
Michael Jackson didn't rape anybody, the "victim" confessed that it was all a lie after his death.
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I miss you, little dude 18 comments
gorep1xel · 10 years ago
Wow this is ultra-sad, but I hope you have an awesome time playing videogames!
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Some people really have it rough... 8 comments
gorep1xel · 10 years ago
"My PC is so fast I can't see the transition animations"
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But will it blend? 3 comments
gorep1xel · 10 years ago
*Turns it on*
*PC creates a vortex of wind creating a tornado*
*Destroys everything*
*Black hole forms*
*The galaxy is destroyed*
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WTF is your problem hammer? 22 comments
gorep1xel · 10 years ago
Why is that wall so weak
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There's almost a whole new dog 8 comments
gorep1xel · 10 years ago
The dog is like: Thanks human I now can be less hot
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No f*cking Thanks, Man... 8 comments
gorep1xel · 10 years ago
Is that Cards Against Humanity?
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The slowest rave party 5 comments
gorep1xel · 10 years ago
The girl looks pretty.
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Strawberries 15 comments
gorep1xel · 10 years ago
He missed a golden opportunity....
It's really annoying 52 comments
gorep1xel · 10 years ago
Its not that I hate the fandom, its that this site is about funny content for everyone not fandoms. If the site were like that, we should divide it into a Whovian section, a Supernatural section, a FiOS section ect; it would be cumbersome and annoying.
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It's really annoying 52 comments
gorep1xel · 10 years ago
Thats what I mean, I come here for FUN content not some actors faces, If I wanted that I would go to TMZ or MTV
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It's really annoying 52 comments
gorep1xel · 10 years ago
I'm complaining about the reposting and about the tumblr-likeness this site has been suffering.
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It's really annoying 52 comments
gorep1xel · 10 years ago
No, because in "those places" there is no community-feeling and there is wayyy dirtier stuff, also here the content is cherry-picked from those sites which means there is a better overall experience.
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