Gorep1xel

gorep1xel


A common latino peasant lurking in the depths of the internet.

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I have no idea what category to put this in 13 comments
gorep1xel · 9 years ago
Drugs category? Or hallucinogen category?
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Eye surgery expectations 2 comments
gorep1xel · 9 years ago
We're close, but not yet son.
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Most expensive starbucks drink ever 11 comments
gorep1xel · 9 years ago
I think thats 2 gallons worth of coffee damn...
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Great Scott, make this a thing everywhere! 21 comments
gorep1xel · 9 years ago
This should be obligated to anyone with a BMI over 25
This little test will blow your mind 84 comments
gorep1xel · 9 years ago
The firts thing I thought of was a blue spoon, I don't know if thats normal...
The cleverest of disguises 10 comments
gorep1xel · 9 years ago
SURPRISE MOTHERF*CKER!
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Model Cassie Van Den Dungen uploaded this today to her instagram 45 comments
gorep1xel · 9 years ago
Dulce de leche? Hmm que rico. De donde eres?
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WHAT TEAM? 49 comments
gorep1xel · 9 years ago
I've never seen it but I get the reference thanks to one obsessed girl in my class.
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Memory through the years 2 comments
gorep1xel · 9 years ago
2023: 128TB!
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Yo hablo Spanish? 56 comments
gorep1xel · 9 years ago
You're almost right, you missed the past progressive verbes. Here's a corrected version: "Yo hablé español por diez años en mi escuela, pero he vivido en América toda mi vida/Pero he vivido toda mi vida en América" Lo hiciste muy bien!
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Beautiful nebula in above the mountains 7 comments
gorep1xel · 9 years ago
Tell me thats real, if it is, I'll save all my income and take a trip there.
Scarlett Johansson's amazing eyes 8 comments
gorep1xel · 9 years ago
She is beautiful.
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First world gingers have it rough 14 comments
gorep1xel · 9 years ago
I always ask myself this question, but for blondes; but the internet has answered it pretty reliably...
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wristbands 20 comments
gorep1xel · 9 years ago
Most of these end in a SURPRISE MOTHERF*CKER!
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Let's just appreciate the change 11 comments
gorep1xel · 9 years ago
I think artists do the costumes crap to gain attention, when they are famous enough, they revert to their normal selves.
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Dr. Zoidberg would be incredibly creepy in real life 7 comments
gorep1xel · 9 years ago
It also would look badass.
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We gonna need a couple dozen dna tests 1 comments
gorep1xel · 9 years ago
Plot twist: the baby turns out white
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Yo hablo Spanish? 56 comments
gorep1xel · 9 years ago
Duolingo and Memrise are like gifts from heaven if you want to learn.
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No child left behind 8 comments
gorep1xel · 9 years ago
Half of my classes are art (visual arts to be exact) and let me tell you, they're as boring as the normal ones. In the normal school system, art class is a "free" class, in my school, they're 4 of the 9 classes I take and they push you as much as in academics.
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Yo hablo Spanish? 56 comments
gorep1xel · 9 years ago
Here English is obligated because of tourism and culture, but reccently I've been trying with Japanese (anime ftw) and German, it isn't so hard.
The secret to anonymous street art 1 comments
gorep1xel · 9 years ago
Is that Bansky?
WHAT TEAM? 49 comments
gorep1xel · 9 years ago
How come all of them are blonde?
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Pretty much every free to play MMO ever 4 comments
gorep1xel · 9 years ago
You can grind for days and days, but the most basic paid user will always f*ck you up.
Our password 10 comments
gorep1xel · 9 years ago
Oh cool Funsubstance hid the passwords!
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Our password 10 comments
gorep1xel · 9 years ago
Mine are ********** or *********.
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