Someone spot me... a dollar for the Lays

The picture fits the submitter's username perfectly

Put some googly eyes on it!

But he will say "Save me Christian Bale! Ben Affleck got me!"

Spongebob can make a fire in the ocean... so i guess turning off the lights is average.

I was going to write a good comment, but I'll just do it later

Hey, that's not nice! What did I ever do to you!

I moustache you a question, but....forget it, that joke is used too many times.

That's a gouda joke

If you are talking about 90's tv shows, many of them did not go off the air until 2003 or later.

Parrot? PARROT??? THAT IS A FREEDOM BIRD!

To those who have gone before us and those yet to serve, thank you.

Dem eyes

Burrrnnnnnn

That's classy. He is such a role model.

That would be funny...if I was from Latvia.