Murica
But seriously, what's with all the hate all of a sudden?

Murica

I will never see it the same

I have never seen a more accurate description in my life

I quests you could say its entrance was quite...Smashing

People these days are so quick to judge

You forgot American: FREEDDOOOMMM!!!

And bears will chase you if you wear Crocs

A little raid and a flame thrower should about do it. If that doesn't work, call in an air strike.

I don't always mute the tv, but when I do it's because a Wendy's commercial is on.

Good Guy God

I would rather sleep in an expensive and clean hotel room than a roach infested cheap one

Kids say the darnedest things

No...nope nope nope nope

Wouldn't you check your rear view mirror first?

Where can I get those?

But that just makes it awkward

And always remember kids: wear your socks with your sandals!