I like it when it's Friday we're the ones kicking down the doors.

Imagine a world with murderous rainbow unicorns that pooped out avocado grenades.

I tried imitating the fork, but ended up using the "live long and prosper" sign.

That show is kind of unfair in that way. People have different body types. But the show producers still make the cut out as skinny as possible.

We laugh at the things that shouldn't make us laugh a lot.

Bro, do you even Zebra?

Those last few...

I hate it when they say "when you see it" but there's nothing unusual in the blasted picture.

What movie is this?

...So when is Mars able to sustain human life?

So much good looking in one picture.

Or Alaska only had igloos for houses.

I can't even jump off the pool' s diving board.