That's a really clean bathroom.

Those are actually cool. They should make a movie like the Avengers where they have to save the world. Mr. Incredible leaving his family, Buzz Lightyear escaping that one girl's house (sorry, forgot her name), with Mike and Sully going into a magic portal door by accident.

The condensed edition.

ScareSubstance. Where your wildest nightmares come true.

What if I'm an Asian? But one of the pictures say "me". So, which one am I?

Someone should make an username be "nobody" and say these things.

In the mornings, my dogs would come in and lick my face while kicking my face or sides.

That was an unfortunate ending...Twilight's turn.

Haha, no. Stay away from me.

Well that killed the coolness down to level six. What do you have to say about this, ironman?

I turn the shower on and wait for it to get hot, then I go in.

My heart literally skipped a couple beats.

This should've been a gif.

HOLY GOSH DANG POTATOES. Scared the snot out of me.

Actually, today, my cousin's husband whacked a wasp out of the air towards the ground and stepped on it. Just to protect their one year old baby.