Then there's Victoria Secret.

I've never seen one that big.

I struggle with the middle one. Then there are people who say, "Oh, you're Korean? I thought you were Asian."

Someone gon' die

This will be me in ten years.

"Your mom orbits my dick"

Does the title mean what I think it means?

Everyone is saying "smart/genius/life hack", and I'm over here like, /I don't even know how to use chopsticks/.

You just double tap the screen and it should bring up the lyrics to the song you're listening to.
Then, near the top you'll see a series of album covers that you have previously listened to.
Swipe to the right until you get to the song you accidentally disliked.
And I think you can only "like" it.

Dat censoring.

ಠ_ಠ

"I don't see why people celebrate Presidents' Day if they're not presidents. President wannabes."

I want to have an Olympic sized pool filled with Skittles. And another filled with puppies. And a different one with kitties. But then I also need one for Lucifer when I catch him.