grandma

grandma


I'm here for a good time, not a long time :-)

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Roasted 10 comments
grandma · 6 years ago
My daughter Valerie became pregnant at age 18. She married the baby daddy, but divorced 3 years later. I still love her though!! I never stopped loving her, even though I felt she was making mistakes. Now I have my granddaughter Wendy as a result of her "mistakes," and I'm very glad Valerie didn't listen to me all those years ago. :-)
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I am both the parent and the child 6 comments
grandma · 6 years ago
I think it refers mostly to tattoos and piercings, sweetie. I know my granddaughter Wendy justified her first tattoo with that argument. :-)
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Picture of a yawning leopard 2 comments
grandma · 6 years ago
Create 99 more accounts :-)
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I have seen a dark future 5 comments
grandma · 6 years ago
Very funny! My grandchildren love Shrek! Mia had a Shrek themed birthday party when she was 7.
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"hello this is fox!" 1 comments
grandma · 6 years ago
He has a good face. Trustworthy eyes.
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Reasonable 8 comments
grandma · 6 years ago
Not what I expected! :-)
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Automatic guide dog 1 comments
grandma · 6 years ago
Too true! :-)
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Name this plant please 1 comments
grandma · 6 years ago
George is the name of my grandson-in-law! He and Kyle married three summers ago
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I've has similar experience 9 comments
grandma · 6 years ago
We old people try! Well, maybe not all of us (looking at you, Betsy from bridge club) but we really don't have enough time left to be rude to others. At least that's my stance :-)
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YUUUUUP! 100% right!! 3 comments
grandma · 6 years ago
Ha-ha! Me too! Except I'm the octopus and my grandchildren are the divers :-O
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Absolute unit 4 comments
grandma · 6 years ago
Incredible transformation! Very proud!
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Ayyye 2 comments
grandma · 6 years ago
I think it's a birth defect since his mother hasn't been vaccinated in years :-O
#HealthyLifestyle 5 comments
grandma · 6 years ago
Ha-ha! Not what I meant but I got a good laugh. :-)
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3 different emotions 7 comments
grandma · 6 years ago
Oh sweetie, you're not creepy enough to be Samsung!
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Life hack 2 comments
grandma · 6 years ago
Good advice! Except I already look dead so there's no need to pretend :-)
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Too much cheese 10 comments
grandma · 6 years ago
I think it's an internet joke, dearie. :-)
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#HealthyLifestyle 5 comments
grandma · 6 years ago
Maybe he didn't have a grandma to feed him :-(
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He pregnant 3 comments
grandma · 6 years ago
Round dog! How beautiful!
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Seriously though. 65 comments
grandma · 8 years ago
Too true. The two-party system makes it realistic for one of only two terrible candidates to win.
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My mom got scared by a dude in a clown mask the other day 10 comments
grandma · 8 years ago
What was that, dear?
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Honestly the debate was only good for the memes 9 comments
grandma · 8 years ago
Smells like clowns and bad times
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V rare rainbo kitter 2 comments
grandma · 8 years ago
Magic cat! How pretty :-)
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My mom got scared by a dude in a clown mask the other day 10 comments
grandma · 8 years ago
You're going to die, sweetie. Especially if you live in Texas haha :-)
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Roses are red, violets are blue 14 comments
grandma · 8 years ago
And here I thought everything was bigger in Texas, dear :-D
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2016: a summary 10 comments
grandma · 8 years ago
"Ma'am, we need to see an ID"
*whips out clown licence*
"I gotchu fam"
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