"Un Papa patata o una patata Papa" It works for me both ways

We'll I'm fron Spain, and I'm pretty sure that that makes sense, but it may not mean what you wanted to :) (although it's a weird sense, no doubt hahaha)

Wouldn't it be "mi papá es un Papa papa"?

Absolutely *-*

Yep. Fear the teenage girl with a camera and photoshop. FEAR I SAY.

Maybe... divorce? I'm just curious

There are others that are less "dark", but i selected the ones that i liked the most :)

confusion gone hahah

You mean the surname, the low hills or the pictures?
I'm kinda confused hahahah