looks like a piece of wood

Joey Diaz destroys doc oc with the stars of death

Jimmy fuckin Carter

I like to take enormous shits. using my mouth.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand was a Sandwich? WW1 should be also known as the war of the cousins. Also if you havent heard Dan Carlins Hardcore History about the world wars doodoo it

Shrek 1 and 2 are goddamn classics!

only 2 hrs for that download, and mom better not start using the phone!

new burn: your dick so small the eye surgery laser cant even write a letter

just chillin on a skyscraper beam with wingtips and a massive fn camera. No big deal

that's stupid as fuck

why did I think you were drinking out of a cooking pot? lmao

apparently it's the Legendary Ashley Battlefield now

damm

I love that movie hahaha, it's so absurd

Hi revolution, I'm Grim

everyone needs a ride or die like this lady.

this meme always gets to me because brain aneurysms freak me tf out and I'm like bro are you trying to explode your brain?

Where the sun dont ever shine,

you think they let her win or what?

this is trippin me out too much right meow

put a wood spoon across the top

dats a greasy table