Plot twist.... they're for his mom

Jokes on her I like passing out to a movie on the couch

"Probably cuz they haven't seen you in six years" - thats literally the joke

Good for road head

And then he murdered me.

He is guarding the food source. Bird war 2017

Oh the placement was considered

Jfk and Marylin Monroe isn't real. Those are actors

One dogs looking this way the others looking that way

That's why you trip on some acid. Freedom is in the mind eh, how about expanding that freedom?

I bet when the tree behind the wall has leaves it looks like it's all in the air going to his gullet

The Nutty Agressor

The Lord Homer hath spoken

Fellow lower mainlander what up

Haha you gotta start smoking blunts in your front yard what neighbourhood is this

It's not a Muslim ban there are a bunch of predominantly Islamic nations not on the ban. Saudi Arabia for example is not part of the travel ban. That being said Trump can still eat a dick

I should start writing horoscopes

Never heard this one I love it

Anise flavoured

Space day is called Earth day

Never heard of Samus?

Not even a good load bro