Every one of these animals is just dyin to eat something.

We were all retarded once too and thought we were invincible. Until we realized that scars last forever... And the 17 year old jamtart we were trying to impress will be gone in 3 weeks..

I scrolled down...then back... Then away again... Then back. Then i thought I was finally done...then back again. I have a 4 year old daughter and a new born one too. Something about dads and their lil girls. Love this post

This post is scentsatinal

Lousy Smarch weather

They should rename the Markhor to "The Majestic As Fuck"

65% of people make up useless stats on the internet and 41% of us are aware of it. Ps. This post is BS. It is neither shrinkage nor gripping..it is swelling by absorption

That beer looks scared!

I must go.....my world needs me

I barely trust the snack machine with my $1.25. I'd hate to lose $12.95 on a book that gets stuck in the mechanism.

*Looks into crystal ball*.
25 years from now 'Murcia somehow ends up in another war with Germany and realizes that Fahrenheit sounds too German...so they change it to Freedomcius and finally accept our units of measure.
World rejoices as finally one standard unit of meausre is observed by all...

Boston Pizza anyone?

Its cause he was hunting mother fkucing vampires. That shit will age anyone