grumpycamel

grumpycamel


— grumpycamel Report User
What 200 calories look like for different foods 14 comments
grumpycamel · 9 years ago
I dont even want to touch picture number 6!
goals af 5 comments
grumpycamel · 9 years ago
Bad llama!
american johnlock-shippers be like... 15 comments
grumpycamel · 9 years ago
but Watson loves someone else....
1
Is there one? 18 comments
grumpycamel · 9 years ago
Stranger Than Fiction, Driving Miss Daisy, Kill Bill Vol 1, one of the narrators in Goodfellas and Terminator 2 as well if I remember....
18
She's got my vote 29 comments
grumpycamel · 9 years ago
She'll force us all to put a ring on it....
5
Tales of a Housekeeper 5 comments
grumpycamel · 9 years ago
And she has a college degree....
2
Look At Me, I'm The King Of The Jungle 7 comments
grumpycamel · 9 years ago
I think he wants to be a doughnut....
18
slap him grandma 14 comments
grumpycamel · 9 years ago
@garlog this comes from good intentions but theres something missing in the relationship between you and your brother if you run out of things to talk about. Start to make a connection by sharing your life with him and he will with you. Maybe you're not close but someones got to make the effort and I'm talking from experience. Talking together regularly will build something. Friends will come and go but your brother will always be your brother.
2
An architect turns an a bus into an RV 6 comments
grumpycamel · 9 years ago
Cool bus. But there's no toilet if you're desperate.
5
The only thing missing in Jurassic World 9 comments
grumpycamel · 9 years ago
I like your style...
On my way to the Guinness book of world records 10 comments
grumpycamel · 9 years ago
There was an actual game called Buckaroo...but it was a donkey instead of a cat!
1
It has to look like an accident 10 comments
grumpycamel · 9 years ago
"Stranger opens the envelope and stares at the picture. A slow, psychopathic smile crawls across his face."
17
The only thing missing in Jurassic World 9 comments
grumpycamel · 9 years ago
Yes but maybe a cup of coffee or Frappuccino instead.....
10
I'm short and I have no control over it 42 comments
grumpycamel · 9 years ago
I think 5'7" is slightly higher than average for the US and UK which the average is 5'5". http://www.disabled-world.com/artman/publish/height-chart.shtml
1
Anne hathaway 14 comments
grumpycamel · 9 years ago
Then just wait for the first few people to eat and not everyone.
Anne hathaway 14 comments
grumpycamel · 9 years ago
Not sure if she means poisoning or food poisoning. If its poisoning then she'll know after a few people have eaten. If its food poisoning then it can take till 24 hours before she knows, by which time the foods been cleared away...
4
Unfortunate placement 13 comments
grumpycamel · 9 years ago
Yea, she must have been so frantic that her bra came off.... :-S
14
Women privilege 29 comments
grumpycamel · 9 years ago
The puppy is happy. The puppys face just looks naturally like that...
What if? 21 comments
grumpycamel · 9 years ago
Our eyes can only see a very narrow band of the entire electromagnetic spectrum. So in some way we are blind to a whole range of colours we cant see.
38
Keeping the hyperactive kids busy 8 comments
grumpycamel · 9 years ago
Save the school a fortune in utility bills. And helps the kids from being obese.
29
An abandoned village in Shengsi County’s Gouqi island which is in Zhoushan, China 2 comments
grumpycamel · 9 years ago
Mother Nature has made its claim....
Do you think he understands how to wear headphones or does he really like his hat 17 comments
grumpycamel · 9 years ago
Attach some fake fur to the headband and it'll look like you've got a beard... :-)
2
The tinder games 12 comments
grumpycamel · 9 years ago
This girls one step away from being a gold digger....
11
I guess the wedding will come soon 10 comments
grumpycamel · 9 years ago
Whats the point of going shopping if don't have your wallet? Do you just go around the mall going "I want this". Might as well stay home.
Be sure to change the batteries on your Satan detectors periodically. 4 comments
grumpycamel · 9 years ago
Carbon monoxide is colourless and odourless.... so why is she holding her nose...?
3