Why don't they call their germs german? oh wait....

breath or die

Do you really have to compile all those stories into one??? One story is enough to keep me awake all night jeez

*mom when i open a new tab* "You dumbass why did you close the page? I was looking at it!"

no age restrictions for drinking tea!

At least he won the championship

Faith in humanity restored

What a lucky photobomber

This thing will destroy your mouth

What movie is this?

You have legs you can just walk away

He looks like a thumb with hair

*Nazi

I wonder how did they become an attorney in the first place

This kind of posts give me nightmares

That'll just make you melt faster

I won't disagree

Wow they have power

She dead?