If you can't breathe you should go to a doctor and have that checked out.
This is a joke.

Dog: Lel hooman is funny
Cat: I must protect myself from the aliens! Hooman what are you doing laughing and taking pictures?! This a serious situation.

How? .....wut? How do people fail to understand that autism isn't something you can get but rather something you are born with because it's an "imperfection" or differently wired nervous system. That would mean you cannot develop throughout life by getting vaccines or get from other people. How are people so against this, but fail to do any actual research?

Is that a real life Spycicle?

That awkward moment when they are wearing a Ghostly Gibus.

The last one: I don't believe they have looked at the Wii U game library recently.

Dafuq you don't pronounce the L
In salmon? What am I supposed to say sa-mon? It sounds like a half made digimon.

I'm 100% sure I saw this on 4chan as greentext before....

Puhlease, everyone know that he sent a MOTHERFUCKING MURCIAN EAGLE!

Everyone turned into egoraptor.

From Facebook, title says tweet. Wut.

Actually this is raw Australium, Australium is a mineral from Australia that gives them superhuman powers, this is why Australian are much stronger and smarter than most humans. They need it to defend themselves from the beast of the down under! (I hope somebody gets my reference)

Only in Florida, gosh darn it Florida get your shit together.