guessmyname


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When talking to a girl with exposed cleavage 3 comments
guessmyname · 6 years ago
Nobody said anything about her being a hoe .-.
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dammit why did it have to be jan. 13... can I switch to jan. 31 78 comments
guessmyname · 6 years ago
Yay! FS B-Day buddies *highfive* ^_^
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dammit why did it have to be jan. 13... can I switch to jan. 31 78 comments
guessmyname · 6 years ago
'replace the human population with your best friend' I don't mind at all :D
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Her pink bag 16 comments
guessmyname · 6 years ago
The double her is right because the second her refers to the bag
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Eggs, man, eggs 11 comments
guessmyname · 6 years ago
'Borrowing' eggs? That's an egg-cellent plan
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No Pingu! 4 comments
guessmyname · 6 years ago
I have an idea: Instead of censoring swear words we should just change them to 'noot'
"What the noot?!" "Go noot yourself"
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Winter.. 5 comments
guessmyname · 6 years ago
Just imagine:
Police: And do you know how he died?
Witness: He was stabbed with a nipple
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iPhone Cookies 14 comments
guessmyname · 6 years ago
Bad luck Brian
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Women Unite! 24 comments
guessmyname · 6 years ago
Don't feel dumb *hugs* ^-^
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Women Unite! 24 comments
guessmyname · 6 years ago
It's from I don't care
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Yahoo answers 10 comments
guessmyname · 6 years ago
Until you buy a second box
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I knew there was something I forgot to do 4 comments
guessmyname · 6 years ago
So that's where the screaming comes from when I wash my clothes
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Happy Denmark 49 comments
guessmyname · 6 years ago
There was once a report that said they work about 33 hours thought it might be wrong
Maple syrup reserve 7 comments
guessmyname · 6 years ago
Maybe they will have a pancake feast and need a lot of maple syrup
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I smell burnt pork chops 14 comments
guessmyname · 6 years ago
Oh, sorry. I always thought it meant sin :)
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I smell burnt pork chops 14 comments
guessmyname · 6 years ago
It's actually written 'haram' and it means sin
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Happy Denmark 49 comments
guessmyname · 6 years ago
I think they can work longer, the 33 hours is just how much they work averagely in a week
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That's kinda weird 12 comments
guessmyname · 6 years ago
Because they didn't make a gif of that
That's kinda weird 12 comments
guessmyname · 6 years ago
Well, there is a gif but you can't see them bump their boobs together
http://share.gifyoutube.com/vWWPlw.gif
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They will be missed 8 comments
guessmyname · 6 years ago
They died December 4th 2014, so it is quite a while ago
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A random compilation 11 comments
guessmyname · 6 years ago
The tshirt makes less sense than Jaden Smith
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Hahaha black people 35 comments
guessmyname · 6 years ago
I'll take the pepsi. I have some fresh cookies, if anyone wants
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When the artist you hate has a catchy song 5 comments
guessmyname · 6 years ago
Nooo... *sweats nervously*
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*forever alone* 7 comments
guessmyname · 6 years ago
I'm exactly the opposite. I think skulls are really interesting and pretty to look at
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