That's Ken, right? :3

Nearly impossible

The dog is tired of your shit

That dog looks fluffy as fuck

Sounds like someone is cheering "GO MANGO!"

"Mom, the dog turned into bread again"

Poor handy tho :/

Or when someone repeats your joke and everyone laughs

Majestic

Real women have triangular boobs

That reminds me of the Spongebob episode with Stanley

They sell bagged milk in serbia too

Is he serious?

Sitting the whole day infront of my Laptop http://www.quickmeme.com/img/93/931220ab7c62549936f72cc93dd62423bdbcdc97bbe3d9a922bd26c2b1e0a32f.jpg

But we actually don't know if she's the mother (not that it's now more acceptable)

What if you take an iPad box, fill it with spiders and you leave it somewhere
so that if someone steals it gets a nice surprise...

*than

Sleep is for the weak