Dammit, you beat me to it.

Pfft kirito never dies.

Wait.. just realised that was probably the joke...

so.. that's an albino black guy?

No, you're uneducated swines because you don't know the meaning of the word fortnight, not because you have a different word. You don't. You just basically define fortnight every time when you could just say fortnight.

I'm british, I leave my teabag in, it makes the tea stronger as you get to the bottom.

That's just adorable and patriotic, try cute cuddly cats in monster trucks being blown to smithereens by german artillery.

George R R Martin, Author of Game of Thrones.

The seat belt prevents the death date from being this year.
It's saying wear your seatbelt so you don't die.

clearly vikings weren't gay.

how the fuck do you people not know what mousse is you uncultured swine
also it's pronounced like moose, not like mouse.