he asked her to make him a sandwich, so she made him become a sandwich
It's like if you ask somebody to "Make me a celebrity" you don't expect them to go manufacture a celebrity for you, you expect them to make you into a celebrity.

you forgot "and gay"

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My first thought was "Imagine an escalator version"

Nice bullshit, McDonalds pays minimum wage, teaching pays salary.

Oh god... repressed memories.

Too soon

"It's true whether you believe it or not" No it isn't, everything in science is based on theories, nothing is proven.

it works both before and after.

Word art can be used in any font...

The point is nobody knows the correct pronunciation, there was a several hundred year period where nobody spoke latin at all.

A lot of people seem to be under the assumption that, when the Government is short on money, they can just print more money. What they don't realize is that the more money they print, the less that money is worth.

Actually, this is the single most important message our youths need to hear, just portrayed very very poorly. Institutional education past Elementary/Primary school is the biggest waste of time for so many people. Not just because they're poor quality, but because they have to cater to large classes, and as a result have to go at the pace of the slowest student. I dropped out of Secondary school (The final state of mandatory education in the UK) at the end of the 2nd to last year, as a result I missed out on getting my GCSEs, which are required by almost every job, and required to get into college.
3 years later I'm earning more than my dad and laying the foundation to start up my own business. And yet, several friends from secondary school went on to go to college, and some to university after that, and they still can't get jobs.

it does, She told him that she loved him only [And nobody else]