Time is is a construct, but it is more a construct of the mind and the subconscious, not a human one. As humans our fate is to live, and eventually die. But as humans we also have the innate "will to live", which is more of a "will to not die." Time is theorized to be a construct created by our subconscious to spread out the massive flow of information our minds would have to process at once, but as a fact time is a product to suspend our time, to grasp at life, and to create the will of the human condition. Our sickly human condition is selfish, ironic, and pitiful. The only thing we truly know is that we have no understanding of our surroundings, and even less of the souls of other humans around us. Disgusting.

Cait is way hotter than piper

I wonder if murica plays magic

fUn fACT: most people dont believe George Washington had slaves but he actually owned a plantation with ~300 of them*

But your cuteness game has definitely gone up c:

*tries to implement USB*
*doesn't fit into port*
*flips*
*doesn't fit into port*
wat

But does it work

WOW I didn't know these copiers came with a FOOD COPY SETTING
*runs hurriedly to nearest copy machine with bucket of haesulnoots and ice cream*

They need their hands free to jerk off to your skills

Can't blame him. Its in a cat's nature to hunt mice.

there is a wild flower that grows deep in the amazon rainforest that when eaten, makes the victim believe anything they find on the internet

:0 I just realized the quokka is just a mouse kangaroo

He's just afraid of them getting cat hair all over his new pink blanket

when I try to sleep I start to see scary things