I point and laugh at archaeologists -The Doctor

Idk about couples but my mom called my dad daddy when I was just learning to talk so I would call him daddy and not his real name. Maybe couples now a days do that cuz their mom did it and they just think that’s how it works *shrugs* but Idk :)

TOO FUCKING SOON!!

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PUSH IT AND SCARE THE HELL OUT OF PEOPLE!!!

Dionysus is the god of wine and drinking. He was drunk all the time. That explains it!

Dionysus is the god of wine and drinking. He was drunk all the time. That explains it!

I don't even play mario and this maKES ME SO FUCKING SAD!

Its like that episode from doctor who!!

Oh and another one! My dad left some trash on the deck and at like midnight we see a possum walking across the deck with a big pile of trash like he owned the place.

One time my dog ate one of our chickens so my Mom put it in the burn barrel. The next morning I hear her scream and there's a nasty ass possum hissing at my Mom. While feasting on the nice cooked chicken. hhahah

I MUST HAVE ONE!!

Good job bro

And people ask why I don't talk much. :C

I must have one!

Go in and post pics of the inside!

(insert 'but why' gif here)

THOSE THINGS ARE EEEEEVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLL

Someone do this and eat it and post it as a gif! I will love you!

Am I the only one who completely forgot about Ebola?

A cat is a cat.

This broke my heart! see, animals do have feelings!