Not w/ Amazon Prime, bitches

Goddamn boi

"Expensive healthcare costs causes suicide"

Birdman

I need to know how this is possible!!

Hahaha what is happening here? And wtf is he drinking out of?!

We know how the "W" works guys, shits still funny

And you have crabs..

They don't make them anymore? !?!

"Wanna know how I got these scars?"

They came to my school and one started barking relentlessly at my locker. Got escorted out of class to have my locker searched & it was just my stinky gym shoes..

Fuuccckk that's a bad day for all involved.
Somebody lost their iob.

He's so gross

Heh heh. Boobs.

My best friend recently went to a local Fastmed for intense ear pain. The doctor concluded that she had a severe ear infection and wrote a prescription of antibiotics for 3 pills 3 times a day for 7 days.
After 3 days she was extremely exhausted, nauseous, and had pain/difficulty urinating so she called her general practitioner and he said he needed to see her immediately and to not take anymore of the prescription. They had to hook up IV fluids and check her kidneys & liver for failure.
Apparently the Medfast doctor was supposed to write 1 pill 3 times a day.
My friend could have died if she had taken the amount prescribed in it's entirety.
Currently her GP is getting copies of all documents from the Medfast and the CVS pharmacy because apparently not even cancer patients are prescribed that dose. I feel both should be held liable, the jackfuck with the PhD and the ignorant pharmacist who filled it. They both should have known that high of a dose would have poisoned my best friend.

She's broke after buying your older siblings shit. She didn't realize how expensive 2 kids would be, soo..ya know, since you're kid #3, she definitely didn't "plan" yo ass..

Psycho. She should go ahead & get a restraining order.

I'm too lazy for all that but I appreciate their efforts & creativity.. the splooge especially

Yeah man, he was just fuckin yawnin chill

Well. Fuck.