Are you Dean Winchester?

Omfg another funsubromance

I think it's a mountain goat

Oh dear sparkles, your man seems to be an unfaithful lover

Because he's an intolerable pig

To add to the comment by crashbandicoot, a lot of people go through hard times. Has he recently lost a close relative? Is he living in poverty? Is he a refugee from Afghanistan? Nope, he lives a life of luxury and takes advantage of his family, friends and fans. I honestly can't see the attraction, and why people will still die for that boy

Hour 6:
"Oh I've spent enough time on this, time for bed"

Am I? Homophobes

Of course it would be, can you imagine it carrying a small gun and a jerry can?

I hate to be the one to break this to you but... *whispers* Jesus might be real; it's an opinion