I'm not an amputee, I just have a plastic hand

I have a plastic hand though, that keeps me company

You sound almost as forever alone as me!

I think you're my new best friend @idoubledareyou

No I agree

And for most people water is free

This evil woman that in the past has been rude to my family and a girl in my class that is also evil

Why thank you

I think you mean all of her brain, I've seen zombies with more sophistication

I would have said the last few things would actually drive him crazy more...

They spin round and round and dig their way into the earths core, then live with the Silurians for the rest of eternity

I only hate two people in the world, you're not one of them. Hate is a very strong word, I much prefer "dislike intensely"

I'm on fire tonight, unlike those cigarettes after I buy one of these umbrellas!

Everyone fights mgoveia...

@trollmarie no problem but why'd I get thumbs down?