I have a book on Jack the Ripper, it includes pictures of all the people he killed...

When I see children dancing along to Blurred Lines

Gorillas always do that to my brother, I think they recognise freed members of their own race

Except for this camera...?

Leonardo di Caprio's walk is my inspiration

That's an epic way to wake up

I doesn't work for things that aren't angry... THE SOUP WAS DELICIOUS LAST NIGHT

A guy once told me that Pomegranates contain more antioxidants than Jesus

I want to try something like that

Why is his head so squashed?

Lily was my favourite character in all of Disney channel for about a year

That's the evilest thing I've ever seen

This is so depressing

Honestly I like safari, and I like that car so it's a win win

This. This is a nice chair leg.

Me on the first day back at school now that "twerking" is a thing

*cough* repost *cough*

A cyclist, the Eiffel Tower, a guitar, some cutlery and a plate

I have a tshirt that says "Me Eat Cookies" on it, but my mum reads it as "meat cookies" but aren't meat cookies just burgers?

Story of my life

@idoubledareyou it's the "mature" children