Why is Harry styles blonde all of a sudden?

I wanna be an otter <3

Is doggy door another phrase for cat flap?

Burrito

I wish all polar bears were this nice; when my boat got stuck last week, this jerk polar bear came aboard and ate my brother.

Aww that's so sweet

No one ever has my name, so I just turn whenever someone says a name so I don't feel left out

Her face haha

I bought a chipmunk version of this yesterday from iTunes

Her face though

Oh that last one makes me want to bitch slap the world

In that case, I lost my virginity to basketball. I'm not even mad

Regarding the maths question; do octopuses get thrown into ice hockey games often?

At least you Americans can wear your own clothes instead of a blazer and blouse everyday, looking the same as everyone else

I laughed a bit too much

My friend once thought you could get pregnant from skinny dipping in the ocean, from all the whale sperm floating round...

*wipes away tear* that's the evilest thing ever

That hashtag! #stop bringing strange men to my yard hot friend