Best two years of my life! Then I had to learn how to human properly

Better than not using any lights at all

One step closer to meet the robinsons

Shanghai? More like ShangHEIST!

I wish I knew that feeling

Why can’t I see the gif? TT~TT

I know it’s hella deadly but I want to touch it

Literally every human comes from a group of 600-800 people in Africa and we've migrated over the centuries to everywhere

She’s not technically wrong...

Your heart and nerve cells don’t get replaced

You’ve already made yourself a non-sexual entity in her eyes and while she admires your personality, that spark probably will never exist. Even if you like her romantically, don’t push it. Just be there for her the best you can be and don’t be a brat that thinks being a “nice guy” entitles you to some form of sexual compensation.

What a pomegranate-faced fuckweasel! His salty cactus ass needs to calm the fuck down

They each control half of the body and if one head dies it’s as if half the body has died, so the other would be dying the moment the first is dead

My old friend lost a battle with her demons very recently and this makes me happy to think about

Got a good laugh out of me, absolutely unexpected

Can I get 8 years of sleep in 3 hours?

And he can SING

Cocaine is originally a plant

1. Super cute
2. SupER FUCKING INTENSE HOLY SHIT BUt still cute af

What’s the difference?

@silvermyth

Downsizing (2017)