It’s my money and I need it NOW!

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/breasts-in-public/

I want to know the song

At least they're practicing safe sex...?

Boop le snoooooooot

There was also pushing a peanut up a small mountain with your nose

Spiders are good and u can’t tell me otherwise
They creepy lookin mofos but they keep down bug populations and just wanna be left tf alone like who doesn’t feel that

Recently I learned that it isn’t just about the qualifications, it’s also about the fit for the job. And who would want to hire somebody that sued them?

Putin gets all the ladies

G o o d b o i

I’d buy them

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Kinky

Girls don’t need to worry about no homo, so we get really homo without it being homo

Honey, it was a blessing on my eyes. And a curse upon my uterus.

Awww he made that little kid’s day

Now I want to die there

I’m causing my own pain. Got it

Help am cri

If everyone is late, then no one is

Silver surfer syndrome happens to everybody

Hell yeah I’ll take the penny

Isn’t that a wallaby?