Oh, when did they all stop?

where's grimreaper with another bullshit angle?

These "refugees" from africa and syria are dogshit human beings, but pakistanis are okay in my book, based on what I've seen from the local gas station owners. They really do assimilate. There's one guy, about my age, who works the night shift at the one closest to my house. We call him "chief" because he has long hair and looks kinda like a native american. He wears a camo jacket, rides a motorcycle and has a red corvette (it's old), listens to electronic music in the store, and has a handgun on his belt. He's real laid back and doesn't have that fake cheerful "how can I help you?" attitude that some cashiers put on, but he isn't a lazy douche either. He's the best example, but they all seem alright to me.

yeah, you basically just wash your hands but without water or soap. It does nothing for like 20 seconds, then you can feel them drying and they're done 10 seconds later.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-europe-migrants-germany-crime/violent-crime-rises-in-germany-and-is-attributed-to-refugees-idUSKBN1ES16J
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/445237/sweden-crime-rates-statistics-immigration-trump-fox-news
"Since then, Swedish criminologists and politicians have made sure that no new statistics have been released. Not a single recent research study in Sweden has attempted to estimate the causal effect of immigration on sexual assault or homicide rates."
http://nationalinterest.org/feature/ive-worked-refugees-decades-europes-afghan-crime-wave-mind-21506
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/05/23/germany-registers-surge-crimes-right-wing-radicals/
http://thefederalist.com/2017/03/01/yes-violent-crime-spiked-sweden-since-open-immigration/
Good luck finding accurate "official" statistics from the governments in question; they're too busy replacing their falling native birth rates to bother with the truth.

that's almost literally what happens

Snopes, lol. Are you over 50, by chance?