"One day my corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The end."
100% accurate.

Hm. What a coincidence.

she just wanted to see who pays attention to her
the guy failed the test

I actually wholeheartedly agree. Mexicans and central americans need to fix their shit instead of coming here, we need to fix our shit instead of heading to europe or wherever.

They're both psychopaths as far as I'm concerned.

"dominancy"

improper use of ((()))'s

for real though, its really annoying
anytime we go anywhere, she has to ask people if the food is vegan, and of course they have no fucking clue and have to go in the back and ask somebody else, and she has a very hard to understand voice to boot
I love her, but I wish she were normal in this way

>implying those aren't the same thing

"What is satire"
This image is satire, but I still bet hoosiers ask this a lot. People here are retarded.

I was in toronto many years ago in august. Dunno if it was just a particular day but the clouds there were amazing.

and yet nobody in that area will assassinate the guy. This is why we can't have nice things.

who is she?

sometimes people just have "it" even if they ought not to

but how do you know that that feeling is accurate? its how your body/mind *thinks* falling would feel like

Yep. Too bad I didn't get the memo until adulthood.

my brothers wife is from maldova, one time they were arguing about something and he said "thats not how you do it, damn it!" and she responded "DONT YOU CALL ME A DAMMIT!!!"

I actually really like these interstate intersection areas with the really tall signs