He's playing on the Nintendo Entertainment System in the sky now.

I have the same fear. I put one on one time and all of the sudden I couldn't remember who my mummy was. Some guy with big ears and a blonde girl had to help me figure it out

more like stripperheroes ;)

I demand pictures of him finally seeing his cake.
...I DEMAND.

Look at her face like: Go ahead, make fun of him, see what happens bitch.

The "You" on that ornament was written in an old fashioned font. You know what else is old fashioned? Racism!

Though i'm very happy for the legalization of gay marriage in all 50 states, this makes me much more happy

I imagine this guy like that toy refurbisher in Toy Story 2

I might sound pretentious but I really find no humor in this

I think it's an improvement

What more do you expect a from beer that tastes like the Gangas river?

Don't even get me started on the level of omg I got from last night's episode of GoT

Anyone else notice the posters that say "reading is fucking stupid" and and a book with "faggots" written under it?

Are we not going to talk about the fact that he's 12 years old and almost 6 feet tall?

whoever came up with that deserves a medal

This makes me sooo happy!

Language!

She looks just like her dad only pretty girl version

It only gets creepier when you see the nose as a mouth

*swoons*

where is this from??

Is that why every god damn word in that tweet started with a capitol letter?