I was wondering why I have no beauty or talent! It was all absorbed by this person.

I, I love Doge though

Yep, I can definetly see Jamie Foxx as this, yep.

Jeez the look Chapman is giving to John says it all

Or six feet under.
...Just sayin

"You Would Have To Eat 5 Apples Today To Get The Same Nutritional Value As An Apple From 1950."
-Jaden Smith

I tried it an I got this: "My Pope has 47 anuses"

Thank you. Finally someone who understands proper headphone etiquette

my friends would probably laugh. I would laugh with them.

it would be the epitome of my childhood whimsy

My parents took down all our decorations the MORNING AFTER CHRISTMAS. It was hard to watch

I'm 2/3 Irish and 1/3 from Spain

I totally thought he was getting a pony

have you tried turning off and on again?

that bread was obviously made for the crustifiction of cheesus. For some delicous appetizers.

I have a chrome extension that gets rid of ads and I feel like god with it

I'm having trouble processing this