I'm not alone!!

*Twitches leg* WEEWOOWEEWOO

*Lawyer gets nervous and doesn't know what to do* uhh PILLOW FIGHT!!!

This is my parents worst fear of me

How they did this is really confusing when you look at it 30 seconds after you wake up

Ah, just how I like it, with extra fur.

Umm, Is the cat okay?

I could hear him saying that while reading this.

You done Done zibbity zopped up Theo.

My childhood!

When a corgi is sad the world is sad.

Or you could think that by market he meant stock market, because that little piggy got a good education, and has aspirations and a good sense of money.

I will never know the feeling...

Shots fired. Diamond studded shots fired

Wow! I didn't know it could rain indoors! Directly below my eyes.

Each and every one of these are me.

That's gonna be great to show him when he's 18

Throwing coffee at sleeping people who need to wake up and smell the coffee.

DON'T EAT AWAY YOUR EMOTIONS ALFRED!!!

YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.