GOD DAMN YOUUU

better late than pregnant

The look on their faces when they find it is chocolate

Am I the only one who thinks he looks straight out of the sims 3?

But if you pull the string at the bottom of the chest it reveals an embarrassing photo of that sheep at the christmas party!

I don't think that cake has enough candles

Alright Draco, tonight i'm going to read you some classic fairy tale bedtime stories. ...As re-written by the Germans.

This made me sad but I also laughed, I don't understand

But... But Batman is my fav...

Amen

I don't know about you, and I think it's fine the way you treat your pets. But I love waking up to the warm sweet feeling of my pets wanting morning snuggles on my bed with me. I just make sure to bathe them often.

Wall: *naaah, I don't feel like being a wall today

I have a friend, who would be all over this.

STAHP.

Wow, that cat saved his buddy's life! True hero

What's that? A bird? A plane? oh, it's just my childhood.

Umm words like that censored or not should be made NSFW because that word is just too inappropriate

Amity

WAT.