I just imagine they're all my responsibilities

Except when I wake up and my mouth is super dry and tastes gross. Then it makes water taste like it came from Satan's personal toilet.

It took me five minutes of thinking this was some sort of monster before I realized it was just a turtle

I love this meme so much

It aint easy when your daughter marry's the twenty-sixth King of Arnor, thirty-fifth King of Gondor and the first High King of the Reunited Kingdom and you're just the frontman of Aeromith.

"Jeez Gary, there are like, children here."

This happened to me holding my second cousin.

Frick yeah i'm batman!

THE CONCH HAS SPOKEN!!!

poor guy, he'scrying

They both didn't hire an assassin to kill their wife

I see what you did there...

I don't know what this is from but it kind of reminds me of little Jack Black

this aint diagon alley, but if you get an issue of the daily prophet let me know.

All these Nana's and none of them are his.

WOOOOOOHHHH!

Sorry mom, but being grounded just wasn't in the plane.

I really admire George Takei. I can't wait to see "To be Takei".

the camera angle makes the stairs look really steep