I'll eat gluten but i'll try to avoid it when i'm going over for a sleepover or something with a lot of walking because all I know about it is that it makes you gassy. I fricken love pasta.

K that's great. Now imagine a spider with human teeth. ...Thanks Doctor Who

That is how I want to die.

GOD DAMNIT PHIL YOU HAD ONE JOB

...*runs to trash bin and vomits*

Oh my god that's adorable

*All looks at Aang* "THE LAST, WINDMELON"

I guess you could say he found his manta-bae.

plot twist: inside the bag is just potatoes

Put meh down bruh

I have never experienced the good side to a nap

MEEEEGHAN!!!!

my old school had this exact same problem and exact same solution O_O

Welllll... Not intentionally. Huntsman spiders love to hide in cars. They're always crawling up in them. (Good environment for them). And when drivers see them they panic on the road. Huntsman spiders are technically the cause for several car accidents in australia each year. They don't mean it though. (I'm just saying this based on what I saw on Animal planet. so my comment isn't exactly credible. sorry if i'm wrong.)

When I audition for the school musical but get too shy to go through with it.

I have the Audio technica ATH-M50 set of headphones and they really are worth it and as someone who is always somehow accidentally breaking headphones, these headphones are really durable, I've had them for years with no falters. Not to mention the sound is amazing.

Hey look, Kim Kil Whan before he turned into a real-time jingle-blaster.

It hurt when I fell from heaven

He's only got $20 dollars in his feathers

I wish this was a loading icon

Is this a joke?

I'm all left

We will never be never be anything but quiet