I don't know much about deadpool, but he seems freaking awesome and I would LOVE to see the movie, I have a feeling it will be fantastic

Guess who's not getting any sleep tonight?

Alright, these are all pretty funny but... "Billy" is pretty harsh, that totally crosses the line

Majestic AF

Best mashup ever

He probably killed her after that
Like, he just told her to stop posting it on tumblr and she kept going?

I am so uncomfortable

I like the summer rain, I don't know why though.

*hyperventilating*

I want to be famous just so I can get free coffee

I know, it's so easy to get those two phrases mixed up

When I see a group of teenagers I get scared
But then I realize that they're probably thinking the same thing
And then it gets awkward

I think it's actually sorcery that it hasn't fallen out yet

I thought you've got a friend in me...

The fact that he's blindfolding them and putting them into a van makes it more weird

Yeah sometimes it's fun to just watch people fuck up

Craylittleliars totally missed their chance

It was going to be scary or funny
Either way I shit my pants

When I think someone can read my thoughts, I try to telepathically talk to them to see if they react. And if they don't react, I convince myself that they're PRETENDING that they can't hear me, seems legit lol.

Fuck it

I relate so much

I apologize for posting this and fucking you all up.

This is GOLD